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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Life will always give you more to do than you can get done. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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