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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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While there is life there is hope. - Cicero

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There is no dignity quite so impressive and no independence quite so important as living within your means. - Calvin Coolidge

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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