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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

The challenges in our lives are there to strengthen our convictions. They are not there to run us over. - Nick Vujicic

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter


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