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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

The enjoyments of this life are not equal to its evils. - Pliny The Elder

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

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