Throw Your Life Away

Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith