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Tibetan Bridge

Walking along the longest Tibetan Bridge in the world

Tibetan Bridge thanks to Mike King

One of the three bridges suspended over the San Gervasio Gorge (Val di Susa) for almost 470 meters (1,540 feet). The gorge in some places is almost 100 meters (330 feet) deep. The walkway has four ropes, 1440 steel steps and is suspended 30 meters (100 feet) above the ground. The set of bridges go between the towns of Claviere and Cesana Torinese in Italy.

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I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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