Tiger By The Pants

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Embarrassed: Emmy's condition after losing her pants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda