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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life. - Oprah Winfrey

I have blind trust in people. Even if that ends up hurting me, I won't change. I will go on trusting people because that's the only way I know to love someone. - Bipasha Basu

What a great change of pace to see a huge company like Ace Hardware use their promotional opportunity on 'Apprentice' to help local communities across the country. - Donald Trump

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee. - Marian Wright Edelman

Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. - Chuck Clark

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump


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