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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on a fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts and we grow happier as we grow older. - William Lyon Phelps


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