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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. - Steven Wright

Many people die with their music still in them. Why is this so? Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live. Before they know it, time runs out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is nothing more remarkable in the life of Socrates than that he found time in his old age to learn to dance and play on instruments, and thought it was time well spent. - Michel de Montaigne

It may take a little time to get where you want to be, but if you pause and think for a moment, you will notice that you are no longer where you were. Do not stop - keep going. - Rodolfo Costa

Good Friday is a day of hope. It is a day where we look forward to a brighter tomorrow. Many things have happened to change the course of our lives, but it has not shaken our faith. - Peola Hicks

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on. - Unknown


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