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Time Is Free

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Time Is Free thanks to Harvey Mackay

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

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