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Time Is Free

Are you using your time wisely?

Time Is Free thanks to Harvey Mackay

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

There is no greater harm than that of time wasted. - Michelangelo

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

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