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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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