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Time Is Free

Are you using your time wisely?

Time Is Free thanks to Harvey Mackay

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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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