Toilet Snake

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com