Toilet Snake
How to Snake a clogged toilet
QuotaBillsEven snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com