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Tool Rules thanks to Howard Chapman

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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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