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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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