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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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