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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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