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Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher

Sines of great teaching at Grove City College

Top Reasons To Be A Math Teacher thanks to Ryan West, Oak Harbor, Washington

10 - You know all the angles
9 - Life always adds up
8 - You know all the pi jokes
7 - Irrational is not so bad
6 - Infinity and beyond... been there, done that
5 - It’s OK to be obtuse
4 - You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number
3 - You can do the math
2 - You believe in a Higher Power
1 - You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?”

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Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

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Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

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If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

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Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

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The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

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I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

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