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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Take it from me - elections matter. - Al Gore

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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