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Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Trumpkins thanks to Gene Jaster

Alien Halloween Costume
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Bat Flying Blind
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Book Cover Pumpkin
Broom Size
Bush Zombie
Centipede Pumpkin
Cheap Halloween Costume
Coffin Attack
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Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
DeadLights
Dog O’Lanterns
Don't Break The Window
Drunk Pumpkin
Eye Do
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Fireworks Wizard
Floral Skull
Future Therapy
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Halloween Chicken
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Coffee
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Halloween Driver Costume
Halloween Greeting
Halloween Guard Dog
Halloween Horse
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Moon
Halloween Night 1914
Halloween Pit Bull
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Halloween Special
Halloween Surprise
Halloween Toilet
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Halloween Warning
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Happy Billionaire Halloween
Haunted Pancakes
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Home Sweet Home
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Howloween
Hungry Pumpkin
Jack-o'-lantern Apocalypse
Jaws Pumpkin
Labour of Halloween
Lum-Purr-Jack
Menopause Halloween
Missing Mother-In-Law
Not Haunted House Sales
Potion Making
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Buns
Pumpkin Cake
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Face
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Races
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin Spice Brake Fluid
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Santaween
Sick Pumpkin
SkeleChair
Skeleton Cat
Skeleton Hairstyle
Skeleton Opera
Skull Tentacles
Sleepy Hollow
Smiley Pumpkin
Spooky Garage
Squirmy Jelly Worms
Standing Guard
To Err Is Human
Tree Pumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Welding Pumpkin
When Pumpkins Drink
Which Witch
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners
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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

The mask can be a limitation, but you just deal with it. You do get superhuman strength and pumpkin bombs and all this other stuff to express yourself with. - Willem Dafoe

On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they're also allowed to take candy from strangers - the scariest thing of all. - Kate Christensen

Many cultures believe that on a certain day - Halloween, the Irish Samhain Eve, Mexico's 'Dia de los Muertos' - the veil between this world and the next is especially thin. - Michael Dirda

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too. - Cassandra Peterson


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Eye Do

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Halloween Birth

Broom Size

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Just Two Buddies Hanging Out

Jewbacca

Colour Wheel

Halloween Driver Costume

Book Cover Pumpkin

Cabin Illusion

Here Comes Baby

The Official Flag of 2020

Redneck DoorBells

Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping

Afghan Livestock Management

Elephant Hand

Venice on a Shoestring Budget

New Truck Key

Spiderman's Car

Knife Throwing Act

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