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Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Railroads: Two backbones with a thousand ribs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump