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Turkish Architecture

Finding a way around the building code in Turkey

Turkish Architecture thanks to Keith Blake

Turkey... how appropriate around Thanksgiving...

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Let us not say, "Every man is the architect of his own fortune"; but let us say, "Every man is the architect of his own character". - George Dana Boardman

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture. - Ernest Hemingway

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. - Richard Dawkins

Poetry is not only dream and vision; it is the skeleton architecture of our lives. It lays the foundations for a future of change, a bridge across our fears of what has never been before. - Audre Lorde

Architecture is life, or at least it is life taking form, and therefore it is the truest record of life as it was lived in the world yesterday, as it is lived today or ever will be lived. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg


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