UFO Caught On Tape
Finally - proof of aliens on earth
QuotaBillsElectrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu
I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin
A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti
We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller
The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick
You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl