UFO Caught On Tape

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin