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UFO Caught On Tape

Finally - proof of aliens on earth

UFO Caught On Tape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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