UFO Caught On Tape

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin