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Ugly Chicklings
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“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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