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Ugly Chicklings
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“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
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