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Ugly Chicklings
Good thing that ugly is only skin deep
“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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