Ugly Chicklings

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge