Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson