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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard


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