Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright