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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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