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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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