Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle