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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life. - Russell Peters

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather he must recognize that it is he who is asked. - Viktor Frankl

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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