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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it. - Oprah Winfrey

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it. - Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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