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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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