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And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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