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Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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