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Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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