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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

The cast is amazing. It's very international. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


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