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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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