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Vatican Wall thanks to Jim Serritella

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Don't underestimate her. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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Hippo Race

Tank Top Security

Bus Office

I Lost My Job With Lifeline

Wet Rain

Boo Pumpkin

Downspout

Sausage Cat

Plastic Bottle Beach Art

Dog Shoes

Casket Car

Cafe Cappuccino

Redneck Car Swing

Need A Lifeguard?

Newfie Parkin' Only

What Are Friends For?

Piano Mover

Pumpkin Helmet

TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Redneck Mailbox

Dog O'Lanterns

Canvas Rest Break