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Vatican Wall thanks to Jim Serritella

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Don't underestimate her. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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