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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It's always good to be underestimated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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