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Vatican Wall thanks to Jim Serritella

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

I don't like losers. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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