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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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