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Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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