Vegan Cell Phone

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo