QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
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No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright