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Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

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Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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