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Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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