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Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

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Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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