Waiting For The Perfect Man

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx