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Watching The U.S. Election

Americans prepare to choose the best from the worst choices

Watching The U.S. Election thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Will their really be a winner on November 3, 2020?

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Integrity is telling myself the truth. Honesty is telling the truth to other people. - Spencer Johnson

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe. - Mark Twain

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

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