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Watching The U.S. Election

Americans prepare to choose the best from the worst choices

Watching The U.S. Election thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Will their really be a winner on November 3, 2020?

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Every honest minister preaches from a reservoir of guilt and grace. - Gary Gulbranson

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Truth is stranger than fiction because we have made fiction to suit ourselves. - Ravi Zacharias

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost. - Barack Obama

In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same. - Albert Einstein

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

Write on my gravestone: 'Infidel, Traitor.' Infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people. - Wendell Phillips

Dependency is death to initiative, to risk-taking and opportunity. It's time to stop the spread of government dependency and fight it like the poison it is. - Mitt Romney

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth. - Mark Twain

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. - H L Mencken


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