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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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