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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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