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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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