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We Get It, You're From Texas thanks to Keith Blake

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Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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