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We Get It, You're From Texas thanks to Keith Blake

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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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