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Wedding Dress Dog Train

Finding a cozy place to lie down at the wedding

Wedding Dress Dog Train thanks to Keith Blake

The main different styles of trains

Sweep: A small swish of a train that trails about six inches on the floor. This style (also called a “brush” train) is a good choice for outdoor brides who want a touch of glamour without too much fabric dragging on the ground, or indoor brides who prefer something more simple and low-key.

Chapel: A train that extends 12 to 18 inches along the floor and is slightly longer than the sweep. This is the most common style - it’s great for brides who want a more serious train without a lot of fuss. The overall look is elegant without being too heavy.

Cathedral: This train extends 22 or more inches along the floor and gives the dress a much more formal look. Cathedral-style gowns usually have a removable train or bustling option.

Semi-Cathedral: A train that is halfway between chapel and cathedral length.

Royal or Monarch: A train that extends a yard or more on the floor. It’s the most dramatic option and often requires assistance from a flower girl. Princess Diana wore a 25-foot train, while Kate Middleton’s train was just under nine-feet long.

Shepherd: A German dog that fits well on a wedding train.

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Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

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The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

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Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

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I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

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Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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