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Wedding Dress Dog Train

Finding a cozy place to lie down at the wedding

Wedding Dress Dog Train thanks to Keith Blake

The main different styles of trains

Sweep: A small swish of a train that trails about six inches on the floor. This style (also called a “brush” train) is a good choice for outdoor brides who want a touch of glamour without too much fabric dragging on the ground, or indoor brides who prefer something more simple and low-key.

Chapel: A train that extends 12 to 18 inches along the floor and is slightly longer than the sweep. This is the most common style - it’s great for brides who want a more serious train without a lot of fuss. The overall look is elegant without being too heavy.

Cathedral: This train extends 22 or more inches along the floor and gives the dress a much more formal look. Cathedral-style gowns usually have a removable train or bustling option.

Semi-Cathedral: A train that is halfway between chapel and cathedral length.

Royal or Monarch: A train that extends a yard or more on the floor. It’s the most dramatic option and often requires assistance from a flower girl. Princess Diana wore a 25-foot train, while Kate Middleton’s train was just under nine-feet long.

Shepherd: A German dog that fits well on a wedding train.

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Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

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Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

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I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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