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Welcome To Texas thanks to Keith Blake

Texan Prayer: I have learned to be content in whatever state I am

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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