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Welcome To Texas thanks to Keith Blake

Texan Prayer: I have learned to be content in whatever state I am

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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