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What Are Your Skills?

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What Are Your Skills? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What Are Your Skills? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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