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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Stories tell us of what we already knew and forgot, and remind us of what we haven't yet imagined. - Anne L Watson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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