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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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