Who Lost The Keys?

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak