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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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