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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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