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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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