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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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