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Why Wear A Safety Helmet?

Getting a-head of job site safety regulations

Why Wear A Safety Helmet? thanks to Robert Thiessen

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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