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Will To Live

Bench dedicated to English men who go shopping with their wives

Will To Live thanks to Carney Stephens

Bench sign dedicated to men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around Chester shoe shops (near Liverpool, England)

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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