QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland