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Winning An Argument With A Woman

The secret of a successful relationship

Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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