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Winning An Argument With A Woman

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Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. - C Simmons

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There is no downside to winning. It feels forever fabulous. - Pat Conroy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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