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Winning An Argument With A Woman

The secret of a successful relationship

Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

You begin to slip when you'd rather win an argument than be right. - Amish Saying

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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