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Winning An Argument With A Woman

The secret of a successful relationship

Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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