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Winter Convertible Car

Spring comes early for diehard Canadian drivers

Winter Convertible Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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