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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

Winter Greens thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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