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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

Winter Greens thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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