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Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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