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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

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Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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