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How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

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Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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