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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

Winter Greens thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Holy Cow - what the stray cattle menace has become

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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