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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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