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Winter Mirror

Will this Eagle face seven years of bad luck if it breaks the mirror?

Winter Mirror thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It is said that when you break a mirror, your cosmic penance is to endure seven years of bad luck, unless you can find a way to counteract the negative effects. The origin of the 'break a mirror, face seven years of bad luck' superstition can be traced back to the Romans, who were the first to create glass mirrors. The Romans, along with the Greek, Chinese, African and Indian cultures, believed that a mirror had the power to confiscate part of the user's soul. If the user's reflected image became distorted in any way, this could mean a corruption of his or her soul.

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

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There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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