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Woodcutter Birthday Cake

Where tree rings really do tell a faller's age

Woodcutter Birthday Cake thanks to Teegan Walmsley

Dessert for tree fallers, bark included

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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