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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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