Worked For Them

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov