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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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