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World's Oldest Menorah

Dated at 3,000 years - found at the Diocese Museum of Jerusalem

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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