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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling. - Jan Frederickson

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins


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