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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo