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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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