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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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