QuotaBillsCanada is hockey. - Mike Weir
Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros
Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles