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180 Degrees From Ordinary

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180 Degrees From Ordinary thanks to Doug Long

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Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary. - Elon Musk

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary. - Robert M. Drake

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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