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180 Degrees From Ordinary

Rowing your own course in life

180 Degrees From Ordinary thanks to Doug Long

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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