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Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.
Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison
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A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
Ice Cream Rose
Wedding Pound Cake
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