1934 Modern Home

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan