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How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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