A Shark Ate My Homework
Hawaiian reason to put off the inevitable
QuotaBillsI go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns
I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown
Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey