A Shark Ate My Homework

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz