A Shark Ate My Homework

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh