A Shark Ate My Homework

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey