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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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