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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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