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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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