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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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