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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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