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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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