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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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