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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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