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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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