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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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