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Hollywood enacts its own La La Land

Biggest mistake in Oscars history after La La Land wrongly named Best Picture winner.
"There's a mistake. Moonlight, you won best picture," Jordan Horowitz, La La Land producer, announced to the gasps of a shocked crowd. He held up the card clearly showing the winner was Clinton, not Moonlight.
Warren Beatty used to be the talk of the town because of the women he had on his arm, but now it’s because of the envelope he’s got tucked under it.

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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